How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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.....Carrot Top....

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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A snake walks into a bar

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NASCAR

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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