- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niki Minaj's ass

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

JEWS

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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