What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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where are you?

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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