A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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hey

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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