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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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There were once two horses names Bill and Ed who lived on a farm. Every day Bill and Ed would race from the old barn past the broken tractor to the tall oak tree. Bill was very fast, but Ed always beat Bill. After many months, Bill was fed up. "I've had it with you!" he shouted to Ed. "I won't race with you anymore." Ed was very sad. He liked racing very much. The next day, Ed asked Bill, "Hey Bill, come race with me to the tall oak tree!" But Bill said, "No, you'll just beat me. I won't race with you." Ed thought for a moment, then said, "Fine, I'll let you start 5 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition. Finally, he agreed. They started at the old barn, with Bill 5 meters in front of Ed. They both started running at the same time. As they passed the broken truck, Bill was happy to see that he was beating Ed. But at the last second, Ed sprinted forwards and beat Bill. "Ed!" shouted Bill, exasperated. "I can't believe you beat me! I'm never racing you again." But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race again. "This time, you can start 15 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition, then finally agreed. 15 meters was a long way to catch up. They began to race. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed caught up and beat him. "Ed! I can't believe you beat me! I will never race you again," said Bill. But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race him again. "No way!" said Bill. "This time, I'll let you start at the broken truck," offered Ed. Bill thought for a moment. The truck was very close to the old oak tree, there was no way Ed could beat him. So he agreed. They began to race again. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed beat him again. "That's it!" shouted Bill. "I will never, ever race with you again!" But the next day Ed asked Bill again to race him. "This time, you can start 10 meters from the oak tree." Bill thought about it. There was no way Ed could beat him if he started 10 meters from the finish line. But his thoughts were interrupted by the dog running over. He said, "Bill! Don't race him, he will surely beat you!" Bill was silent for a moment. He looked at the dog, then to Ed. Then back to the dog. Then back to Ed. "Ed," he said perplexedly, "I didn't know dogs could talk too!"

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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School

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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