why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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