verry nice how mUCH?

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The cow went moo

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Stop being a centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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mc hammers income.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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