Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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