- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

The penn state football administration

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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