- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

The penn state football administration

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Spell: “This word”

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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