Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

thumb_up thumb_down +1

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

thumb_up thumb_down -1

involved parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

24

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops