What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

42

thumb_up thumb_down +5

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +5

24

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down +3

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops