- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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