knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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A black guy with his family.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Guess what? No.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Anti Joke

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