Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Farts smell bad!

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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