- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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