waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Alt F4

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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hit the thumbs down button

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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obama

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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