How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Guess what? No.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What did the fish say? Moo

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Women.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Penis penis poop butt

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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