Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Chicken

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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FAP

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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