- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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