Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Thanks

JEWS

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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