Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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