Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Spinabifita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

verry nice how mUCH?

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

The cow went moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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