- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Womens Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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