Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Anti-joke.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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1+1 =? Too

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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