Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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