whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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