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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

whats your name? bumder:)

involved parents.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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