- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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