- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Spell: “This word”

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What do you call a black priest? Father

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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