A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How did th-A fridge.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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my namew is jd

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Farts smell bad!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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