" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Cancer.

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