What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How much did the Holla Cost?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

I tell an anti joke!.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

YOLO MAH BROLO

A russian gives away vodka.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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