- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Male penises.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Hi.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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