Stop being a centipede

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Male penises.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Hi.

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