- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Reed is poopin

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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