two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Your time.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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