- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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