- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

this is a joke

Male penises.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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