- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

I'm gay. No homo.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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