What did the fish say? Moo

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Weiner

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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women playing football?

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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fart+fart=poop

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamas so fat

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