What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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