Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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asian, do math

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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