- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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