What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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oh hiya come in

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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