Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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hi patrick

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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space is fun

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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W.N.B.A.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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