- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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