- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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