Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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I'm banging your sister.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Anti Joke

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