- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

1+1 =? Too

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

women's rights

What do you call a black priest? Father

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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