- Anti Joke

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1+1 =? Too

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say