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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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