- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

this is a joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Stop being a centipede

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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