- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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