Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did he die? He was sick.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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