- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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