Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Anti Joke

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