Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Your time.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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