- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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