- Anti Joke

if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

...NO.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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