Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Spinabifita

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Ouch.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Ted Haggard.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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