What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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