- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Hi.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A new restaurant KKKcake

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Thanks

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

JEWS

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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