- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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