Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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