What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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