What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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The WNBA

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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