- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

this is a joke

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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