Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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mc hammers income.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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