Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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weiner? balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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pickle juice?

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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