- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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