- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

I enjoy anal.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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