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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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this is a joke

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A black guy with his family.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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