- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

alert("The Game");//

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Weiner

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

The Bible

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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