- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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