How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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School

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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