- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

this is a joke

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Stop being a centipede

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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