Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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