A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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The BCS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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