what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Society.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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My butt!!!!

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:O + :P = 69

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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