What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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your a towel.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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