What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

A new restaurant KKKcake

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Murder me once, shame on you.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

women's rights

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

penis

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

fart+fart=poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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