it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Women.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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