A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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