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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.