Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Women's sports

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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