An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Hearpin my durp

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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