What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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The WNBA

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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