A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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