Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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