What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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JEWS

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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asian drivers.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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