Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Joe Biden

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Justin Beiber

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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