- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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