There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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