A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Joe Biden

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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